50 Funny Family Feud Questions & Answers for a Fun Night

If your knowledge of the Family Feud rules is rusty, don't worry; the game is straightforward. Love to make your friends squirm? Then perhaps you should try the old shaving cream vanilla ice cream trick on for size. Ice cream? Oh ya, that's bad... funny family feud questions and answers: If you love playing jokes with your friends, keep reading for more awesome pranks! Psst! Wake up,  mini! Ah, we're losing her again. Hey,  mini? Uh oh, looks like Chunky got a prank up her sleeve.

Ooh! That was close. Let's give Mini's glasses a little tune-up, shall we?

 All you'll need is a pair of glasses and a little lock like this one. Simply lock the glasses closed and hide the key! Pretty sneaky, huh?

Spice Up Your Game Night: Funny Family Feud Questions & Answers

  

 

Two teams compete to guess the best popular answers to specific survey questions. Each response carries a particular number of points, based on how many of the 50 respondents to the survey choose that response. The top four to answers to each question are given, and the first team to 300 points wins.

Have actually appeared on the show, Good luck, We pulled together a long list of questions and answers

Reminder: This is NOT a quiz. Please note that this is NOT a test. It is a list of inquiries and responses that you can use to organize or host your subsequent gaming night. If you're looking for a quiz on Family Feud, then enjoy!

Sure! Here's a list of ten funny Family Feud questions and answers:

Q. Name an occasion where parents force their kids to wear a certain outfit.

• Wedding (26%)

• Church (15%)

• Christmas (4%)

• Easter (23%)

• Halloween (20%)

• School Picture Day (4%)

Q. Name a reason that someone might ride their bike to work.

• Exercise (23%)
• Save gas (20%)
• Environment (7%)
• No car (46%)

Q. Name something that might come out of your nose when you laugh.

• Soda (4%)
• Breath (3%)
• Snot (48%)
• Milk  (32%)
• Water (5%)

Q: Name something people might accidentally leave on all night.

• The TV (40%)
• The fridge (25%)
•  The kids (20%)
• The bathroom light (15%)

Q: Name something people do when they think no one is watching.

• Pick their nose (45%)
• Dance badly (30%)
• Talk to themselves (15%)
• Smell their armpits (10%)

Q: Name a reason why someone might start talking to themselves.

•   They're crazy (50%)
•   They're rehearsing a speech (25%)
•   They're bored (15%)
•   They're pretending to be on a talk show (10%)

Q. Name the qualities of a bad boss.

• Angry (20%)
• Irresponsible (14%)
• Oblivious (13%)
• Micromanager (29%)
• Incompetent (24%)

Q. Name food dogs to love just as much as humans do.

• Bread (13%)
• Hamburger (13%)
• Cheese (8%)
• Steak (48%)
• Chicken (14%)

Q. Name something that shakes, rattles, and rolls.

• Music/Singers (8%)
• Dancing Bod/Booty (4%)
• Dice (4%)
• An Old Car (31%)
• A Rattle/Toy (29%)
• A Rattlesnake (15%)

Q: Name something you might find in your grandmother's purse.

• Tissues (40%)
• Hard candies (30%)
• Spare change (20%)
• A photo of her cat (10%)

Sure! Here's a list of ten funny Family Feud questions and answers:

 

Q: Name something people might accidentally leave on all night.

 

• 1.  The TV (40%)
• 2. The fridge (25%)
• 3. The kids (20%)
• 4. The bathroom light (15%)

Q: Name something people do when they think no one is watching.

• 1. Pick their nose (45%)
• 2. Dance badly (30%)
• 3. Talk to themselves (15%)
• 4. Smell their armpits (10%)

 

Q: Name a reason why someone might start talking to themselves.

• 1. They're crazy (50%)
• 2. They're rehearsing a speech (25%)
• 3. They're bored (15%)
• 4. They're pretending to be on a talk show (10%)

Q: Name something you might find in your grandmother's purse.

• 1. Tissues (40%)
• 2. Hard candies (30%)
• 3. Spare change (20%)
• 4. photo of her cat (10%)

Q: Name something you might find in the glove compartment of a teenager's car.

• 1. Fast food wrappers (40%)
• 2. Empty water bottles (30%)
• 3. Makeup (20%)
• 4. Condoms (10%)

Q: Name something people do in an elevator when they think no one is watching.

• 1. Pick their wedgie (40%)
• 2. Make silly faces in the mirror (30%)
• 3. Fart (20%)
• 4. Check themselves out in the reflective surface (10%)

Q: Name something you might accidentally leave in a hotel room.

    1. Phone charger (40%)
    2. Toothbrush (30%)
    3. Underwear (20%)
    4. Your dignity (10%)

Q: Name something people do in the shower other than washing.
    1. Sing (50%)
    2. Pee (25%)
    3. Dance (15%)
   4. Shave (10%)

Q: Name something people secretly do when they're home alone.

    1. Talk to their pets (40%)
    2. Eat junk food (30%)
    3. Dance in their underwear (20%)
    4. Watch guilty pleasure TV shows (10%)

Q: Name something people might do when they're stuck in traffic.

    1. Sing along to the radio (40%)
    2. Complaint loudly (30%)
    3. Pick their nose (20%)
   4. Take a nap (10%)

Certainly! Here are ten of the best funny Family Feud questions and answers: Enjoy playing these funny Family Feud questions with your family and friends!

Q: Name something people are afraid of that starts with the letter "S".

    1: Spider (40%)
    2: Snakes (30%)
    3: Spiders riding snakes (20%)
    4: Sharknados (10%)

Q: Name a word that rhymes with "pimple".

    1: Simple (40%)
    2: Wimple (30%)
    3: Limpel (20%)
    4: Nipple (10%)

Q: Name something people might do while sleepwalking.

    1: Cook a three-course meal (40%)
    2: Give a TED Talk (30%)
    3: Start a rock band (20%)
    4: Sign up for a marathon (10%)

Q: Name something you might find in a couch cushion other than loose change.

    1: Food crumbs (40%)
    2: TV remote (30%)
    3: The meaning of life (20%)
    4: A small family of mice (10%)

Q: Name something that makes a sound when you eat it.

    1: Chips (40%)
    2: Celery (30%)
    3: Your mom's spaghetti (20%)
    4: A harmonica (10%)

Q: Name something you might accidentally sit on.

    1: Glasses (40%)
    2: Your dignity (30%)
    3: A whoopee cushion (20%)
    4: A porcupine (10%)

Q: Name a reason why someone might use a fake name.

    1: They're a secret agent (40%)
    2: They're avoiding an ex (30%)
    3: They're auditioning for a reality TV show (20%)
    4: They want free samples at Costco (10%)

Q: Name a sound that wakes you up in the middle of the night.

    1: A loud snore (40%)
    2: A car alarm (30%)
    3: Your neighbor's terrible singing (20%)
    4: A herd of tap-dancing elephants (10%)

Q: Name something people do to avoid talking to their annoying neighbors.

    1: Pretend to be on the phone (40%)
    2: Hide behind a potted plant (30%)
    3: Invent a fake language (20%)
    4: Move to a different country (10%)

Q: Name something people might do when they think no one is looking at a buffet.

    1: Double-dip their chip (40%)
    2: Stack their plate like a game of Jenga (30%)
    3: Sneak food into their pockets (20%)
    4: Wear a fake mustache to get seconds (10%)

Q. Fill in the blank: Having a bird poop on you is bad, but imagine how much worse it would be if ............ could fly.

Horses (12%)

Dogs (7%)

 

Elephants (29%)
Cows (22%)

Pigs (21%)

Humans (3%)

Rats (2%)

Pour your puffy paint into the open tube.

 
Cmon, Lana I really need to get ready! And done! COME OUT RIGHT NOW,

 LANA!Ugh!Hurry up and screw that back on, Vickis losing it out there! Okay, now it's time to watch the pranking magic happen!

 Ooh, I need a cover-up  Okay, bathrooms are all yours, Vick! Wait, why are her jeans and shoes on?


Have I been showering wrong this whole time?

Time to get my suds on!
Eww! You're washing your hair in green slime!!
Oh no, I hope this stuff isn't permanent.
AHH!!! Is this alien blood?

 Sewage sludge? What's happening?! Yikes!

 You need another shower from this shower, girl!
 Gahh!!
Noting beats a walk in the park while chatting with a friend.

 Uh oh, these girls going down! Aw, man. So. Much. Blood.

Want to sport a fake gash?
Take red lipgloss and put it on your palm like so.
Smudge it with your fingers so it blends.
Next, take some glue and put it right on top. Really layer it on there. Now stick a thin piece of tissue on the glue.

Mush it in there so it soaks up the moisture.
 Now, get some red eyeshadow or blush and start to dab it on top with a brush.

Once that's done, it's time for the black eyeshadow.
This gives the wound a little bit of depth, see?

Lastly, take some regular Vaseline and rub it all over the gash. Looks pretty real, right? It looks awful! Somebody help! Chill girl, it's not real! Check it out! See?


Wound-free! Geez, you scared me half to death, mini!
Friday night in with a movie and snacks, I see?
Aw man, I'm out of chocolate.

 Let's pause this and get a refill.
 Okay, Lanas is gone!
Let's give her a little scare, shall we?

If you have a giant stuffed animal, unzip the back, take out the fluff, and climb on in!
 Geez,
 it's starting to look like a scene from a horror film here.

These things got a lot of fluff!
 Let the pranking commence.
Wait, all these loose fluffs gonna give me away!

 Shoo!
 Get out here!
Well, that's awful convenient!
 Hurry!
Lana's popcorn is probably almost ready! Seriously?

Go go go! Lucky Minis is small enough to fit in there.
It's showtime! Ah, that smells amazing.
Alright, we're all snacked up and ready for movie night!
Ha! These movies were hilarious. What was that?

I must be seeing things. Oh-oh...Huh?
Am I going nuts or did that bear move?
Ah! AHH!!!!! It is just me, Lana!

Isn't that hilarious?!
Enjoying the view?
Um, the one offscreen?
Ugh, how is she seriously on her phone right now?

Look. Thank you!
I think it's time we get off our phones for a while.
Woah!Cool, right?
Wanna know how this handy trick works?

 Have some small scissors lain around?
 Use them to cut a slit in a water bottle like this.
 Make sure it's as long as your phone.
 Hey, give it back!
 How am I supposed to text my boyfriend back now, Vicky?!

Wow, she really fell for it!
Ah, she figured it out. Thank goodness!
Well, at least we tried!
I guess I could text Kyle later and put my phone away.

 Can we finally enjoy this beautiful view now?
 Uh oh, chunky about to blow!
 Oh geez, that's disgusting!
 Sorry, allergies.

While chunky away,
 the mini will play For this prank,
 you'll need a tissue and some black eye shadow.
 Rub one end of the tissue into the makeup. Perfect.

Ugh, sorry about that. Ooh,
you still got a bat in the cave, there.
Aw, thanks! Ooh,
keep rubbing, you missed a spot. Did I get it all?

 All good, right?Yeah, ready to head out?
 And I was like, no you can't call me that!
 Oh god, there's Michael! Quick, do I look okay?


Oh yeah, never looked better.
Oh, hey Michael!
Ooh, since when did Chunky start rocking a beard?
Where, is he going?
 Uh, beats me. Oh.

My God. Yeah,  mini, you'd better run!
When it comes to pranking, it's all about seizing the right moment. See what I mean?

Hey, who crossed out my answer?
Gah! She's doing it again, quick, look!
chunky! Shoot, where is my highlighter?


Two can play this game!
For this prank, take the eraser off a regular pencil like this.
Replace it with some chewed gum
"pink gum, of course.
Perfect.

Found it! Seriously?
Real smooth. What's wrong with this eraser?
Eraser? Do you mean, gum?
Cmon!
Why won't you work?!

Ew, is this gum? Gross!
I wasn't chewing gum so who chewed this?!
you for scribbling on my website All in good fun, right?
Want to borrow my eraser?

Usually,
the best time to pull a prank is when no one is around Here's a fun bathroom trick for ya.

Have any firecrackers lain around?

Let's see how much damage these little babies can do.
Tape them on the little raised pieces underneath your toilet seat.